Friday, January 4, 2013

Alderman Dirty Dick Mell.... Maybe I am retiring, maybe I am not.... Father-in-law to Gov. Blago wants his Aldermanic seat to go to his openly lesbian daughter State Rep Deborah Mell


Among the myriad political parlor games at City Hall, one of the longest running is the annual speculation about whether Northwest Side Ald. Richard Mell will finally step down.

Mell, 74 and the second-longest serving alderman on the City Council, said today that he’s always thinking about retiring, and nodded to the boy-who-cries-wolf nature of his yearly decision.

“I’ve been retiring for the past five years,” said Mell, 33rd. “Sure, it’s tempting. I think it’s tempting for everybody (on the City Council).”

“This is premature,” Mell said of a report he was on his way out. “I haven’t made any decision, and I may not make a decision (to retire).”

The alderman, who chairs the powerful City Council Rules Committee, said he would like his daughter, State Rep. Deborah Mell, to succeed him when he does retire. Deborah Mell would do a good job on the council, her father said, adding he thinks she’s interested in the post.

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40 comments:

Anonymous said...

WTF, can I will my job to my kid when I retire. Fuck all these politicians.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a poster child for term limits. Makes me want to vomit.

Anonymous said...

So he is back stabbing his chief of staff in da back.. Promised him the Aldermatic position for years.. Liar ..

Anonymous said...

What ever happened to: "By the PEOPLE for the PEOPLE"???

These clowns are real bold!

Anonymous said...

Is Mell going back to the Meth lab?

Anonymous said...

HOW SAD

Anonymous said...

It's the Chicago way. How does everyone get their job? No one wants to fudge the list or grab my son's application out of the pile how will he get a good job?

Anonymous said...

Dykes on Bikes morphs into Dykes In Government

Anonymous said...

She is a lesbian! Does she know how to do it in the Alderman Position?

Anonymous said...

How about get the mell out and don't come back!Dick mell before he dicks you.

Anonymous said...

Cool so when I retire I can just give my job to one of my children?

Anonymous said...

What crooked piece of shit will get "appointed" to Lesbo Mell's open senate seat??

Anonymous said...

I couldn't care less if Mell's daughter is a "carpet muncher". Does she have integrity and the courage of her convictions? Since she's the blood offspring of a classic Machine Democratic whore, the answer is a resounding NO!

Anonymous said...

Another jerkoff politician that thinks an elected position is a hand me down job. Only in Chicago and Cook County!

Anonymous said...

Mell's not giving up his badge and gun. scum has different rules.

The Keesing Bandit said...

His daughter could use some fashion tips.

I am here to serve .

Now, kees me you fool!!!!

Anonymous said...

You want Mell to go on obama care?
Why do we pay for a rubber stamps insurance?

Anonymous said...

I don't think the mexicans in that ward would be voting for a carpet muncher.

Anonymous said...

Mell the degenrate used the press as an indicator as to his daughter taking over. 'ILLEGAL' 'no way'..
so he changed his whistle late today. SCUM!

Anonymous said...

Mell the degenerate used the press as an indicator as to his daughter taking over. 'ILLEGAL' 'no way'..
so he changed his whistle late today. SCUM!

Anonymous said...

this is the same lesbo that attacked female sgts dwyer and glynn two names down town during a fag protest.

Anonymous said...

He'd really like that would he? F*ck what he wants....

Anonymous said...

years ago when i was a pct.cap. went to rally held by alderman mell on western ave south of belmont.
that motherfucking was screaming like a total psychopath! I mean it was like a fucking nazi party rally! from that day on, i knew for sure..."total whack job"

Anonymous said...

Retire? I think not. What else would this mulit-millionaire corrupt self serving asshole do with his days? And putting his Lesbion police fighting daughter in the spot if he does decide to go is a really grand idea. These fuckimg Illinois politicians are like vampires. Can't get rid of them.

Anonymous said...


What now?

Pussy Bell?

Anonymous said...

Look at the toofessess on that broad in the right of the photo. Yikes.

Perry F'ing Mason said...

I guess Chicago IS made up of 50 fiefdoms.

Lord Mell wants to be replaced by the Duchess of Mell.

Or would that be the Dykeness of Mell?

Whatever happened to having elections??

Everyone in that ward should be throwing a shit fit.

But they won't. Too many sheeple in Chicago. You deserve to have to live in a fiefdom.

Next case.

Anonymous said...

well it seems the deal was cut But the JEW was going to back door Mell and put someone else in her place . can't trust any of them .The aldermen are all powerless no more backroom deals unless the Jew gets something from it.

Anonymous said...

Will Debra be able to control the banger pct. captains like Dick could.

i dins do nuffins said...

My stinky unwashed radiator hose could turn her back.

Anonymous said...

Mell's daughter Debra is the same Mutant who attacked a female Chicago Ploice lieutenant during a Gay rights demonstration in front of city hall some time back. The lieutenant received injuries and the Lezbo Debbie was arrested. Case went to court and Debbie walked. Imagine that.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

.....His daughter could use some fashion tips.....

Like get a new Face and grow a dick!

Anonymous said...

Bazinga!!

Anonymous said...

A con man that's all that will be on the marker

Anonymous said...

Change that fucks name to King because he's fucking royalty trying to keep the title in the family.

Anonymous said...

Dry Bones says---

Them Brews them Brews them He-Brews
Them Brews them Brews them He-Brews
Them Brews them Brews them He-Brews.

Anonymous said...


The Royal blood line shall not be broken!

Worked for the black hope, Stronger?

I won't turn to salt because I'm gonna take my money and run!

Anonymous said...

I've heard stories of babies born either with both sexes or very underdeveloped male genitalia who are operated on and raised as female. Hmm.

Anonymous said...

She looks to me like some of the crazies walking around in uptown, except with nice clothes and better hair, and of course a job she is really qualified for.