Sunday, January 6, 2013

Chicago Ridge Fire Department Deputy Chief Gary M. Swiercz, 49, charged in Tinley Park home invasion - He was armed with a knife and 8 inch dildo


A deputy fire chief in Chicago Ridge was given a $150,000 bond after prosecutors alleged the man broke into the Tinley Park home of a neighbor in the middle of the night and attacked her.
Gary M. Swiercz, 49, of the 8100 block of West 168th Place in Tinley Park, has been charged with attempted murder, home invasion, aggravated unlawful restraint, aggravated attempted criminal sexual assault, and residential burglary, according to a press release from the Tinley Park Police Department.
Swiercz allegedly broke into the home of a woman in his condo building early Saturday morning while wearing a ski mask and possessing a folding knife, duct tape, an 8-inch sexual device and lubricant, said attorney Dan Calandriello.
Swiercz allegedly put his hand on the woman's mouth while she was sleeping. He then put a 3-inch blade to her throat and threatened to slash her throat, Calandriello said in court today. While she was screaming, he threw her to the ground, then grabbed her by the hair and slammed her to the ground multiple times. She suffered a black and blue swollen lip and a knot on her head, Calandriello said.
Swiercz's attorney, Colleen McSweeney Moore, called the incident out of character for the fire chief.
According to the release from the Tinley Park police, police were called to the 8100 block of 168th Place about 2:35 a.m. Saturday for a reported home invasion. A woman at that address said an unknown male, armed with a knife, had entered her condominium, forced her to the floor and beat her. After a struggle, he left the building.
Upon arriving at the scene, police said they found Swiercz, who matched the description of the suspect, in the condominium parking lot and took him into custody.
The female was treated for minor injuries at the scene, police said.

58 comments:

Anonymous said...

I would have believed the former Chicago Ridge Police chief womanizer Timmy, pension thief Timmy would have committed this crime, not this ex fire fighter. Chief Tim or Mayor Tim the pervert

Anonymous said...

The wall of shame! Hang your head for you are a disgrace to your race. Mr. Swiercz should do the right thing and kill himself!

Anonymous said...

HMMMMMMMM has anyone heard from Aldo recently??

Anonymous said...

Job opening:

Chicago Ridge Fire Department-Deputy Chief;

The sucks asses are already making phone calls for this spot.

Anonymous said...

You couldn't make up a more fucked up story. Truth really is stranger than fiction!

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Anonymous said...

I love how the report can give the size of the sex device the attacker had.

Was the rubber cock labeled or did law enforcement on scene measure the schlong?

"What do we got here? A 6'' dildo that is sort of thick at the base? Some foot long plastic dong?"

"No... Just an 8'' rubber dick! Needs some lube to make it usable"

"Did you measure?!"

"Of course! What so you think I was doing all this time?"

Measure twice... Insert once...

Anonymous said...

Or maybe, some psycho freak with a thing for fireman changed her mind.

Anonymous said...

"Swiercz's attorney, Colleen McSweeney Moore, called the incident out of character for the fire chief."

Yeah,usually he murders his victims before raping them......

Anonymous said...

Hope Fire Chief likes Nigger dick because thats all thats gonna be on the menu for a few years.

Anonymous said...

This most not be Cook County. The Att murder chargebcame in, where???

Anonymous said...

Da fuck this guy thinking?!!

Anonymous said...

Wtf?!

Anonymous said...

Never had, never will, trust a word from a Tinley Park police officer. Frankly, and I probably should not post a comment, Tinley is the most incompetent of the well-resourced suburban dept. I dealt with.


And, there is a lot of blue wall in Tinley of bullying people that I think is unprofessional.


And your chief is a personal friend, literally a family friend, Reagen, and I think your dept. is weird. Tinley I do not know. I do no trust you. And you deserve my distrust - all of you.

Anonymous said...

"Out of character for the fire chief"...WTF!!! I guess not. This asshole is supposed to be in the profession of helping people not being a home invading rapist. Wonder how many other crimes this Mutt has been involved in. Doesn't seem like his first venture into criminal activity.






































Anonymous said...

What a fucking no good cunt. He beat this poor woman and terrorized her. Throw the fucking book at him Anita. The Negro inmates at Crook County Jail can feast on his wrinkled ass.

Anonymous said...

Hows that Lane Bryant investigation going out there.

Anonymous said...

Chicago Ridge ALWAYS has had lots if very Strange Public Officials, for many decades now.,

Anonymous said...

Man gonna be a man!

Aldo Raine said...

AnonymousJanuary 6, 2013 6:14 PM
HMMMMMMMM has anyone heard from Aldo recently??



It WAS supposed to be a 3-way, but I bailed when Chief said he couldn't make any promises as to what ass that dong was to be inserted in.

That's my alibi, pal.

Anonymous said...

Never trust idiots who can't compose a complete sentence. Fucktard.

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember the jingle,
"The fireman is your friend?"

Eric Holder said...

So that's what Obama meant when he said he didn't want to take guns away. Moochie's is sorta like that, except it's black and a LOT bigger.

Anonymous said...

First Pyznarski chokes someone, now this idiot commits a crime. Pyznarskis son went to the army to avoid probable jail time for bearing a girl and dealing drugs.

Anonymous said...

Is this the same Collen McSweeney Moore, aka McScreamy, who used to be a "huge" judge at 26th Street? Now she is repping the bad guys? Can't cover the food bill on her judicial pension?

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Anonymous said...

Single?

Anonymous said...

I heard Scott Schaal was with him but got away.

Anonymous said...

Some memorable highlights in Tinley Park since we moved here:

Lane Bryant Store massacre in Tinley Park- 5 dead one injured- still unsolved

The ‘Honey Bee’ killer -killed by a civilian

Seniors are being robbed at Walt’s & Kmart - ongoing.

Purse snatches/pickpockets at Portillos, Chuckie Cheese - ongoing

The Ashford House Restaurant Attack -numerous patrons & owner beaten. 5 arrested, but 15 still at large.

It is not safe for an old woman to sit on a bench @ 160th & Harlem, waiting for a hair salon to open in the morning without being robbed.

An old woman was carjacked in front of the Dollar Bill store 160th & Harlem in the afternoon.

Another elderly woman carjacked at Walgreens - 159th & 80th Avenue @ 2 p.m.

Gypsies are pulling ruse burglaries in the neighborhoods. No one has ever been apprehended.

Catalytic converters ripped off from parked cars at grocery stores & Metra lot in Tinley.

Thefts of air bags at car dealerships on 159th St.

Then there are the 7-11 robberies and liquor store robberies and
continuous thefts at the Orland mall & surrounding shops.

The recent T-Mobile Store Robbery in Tinley, offenders apprehended by New Lenox P.D.

There is huge heroin problem out here.

Don’t expect much from Tinley Park P.D.
They couldn’t find their asses with both hands, they are too busy with movers while beasts and predators run free out here.

“Tinley Police Chief Neubauer cites children's safety, preventative traffic safety—like seat belts and speed—and Internet safety as law enforcement priorities.”

Of course he does.




Anonymous said...

"The sucks asses are already making phone calls for this spot."

And why shouldn't they? It's not like the soon-to-be ex-deputy chief died of a heart attack on the job while rescuing children or something. He brought it on himself! (allegedly, of course)

Anonymous said...

Fireman using his own hose to spurt on the fire.

Anonymous said...

This guy should hook up with Sara "The Drunk, Horny ASA" Naughton. They'd make a cute couple.

Anonymous said...

Fireman are HEROS always. He smelled smoke and investigated

Anonymous said...

This guy looks like an alcoholic, he should have just stayed home and jerked off to two chicks and one cup

Anonymous said...

A Brotha comes with an eight inch sex toy attached. Thats why your ladies be on our shit 24/7. That fat short dicked whiteboy can hate me all he wants. He wants what I got, but it ain't ever gonna be.

Anonymous said...



When you hot, YOU HOT!

Anonymous said...

Somebody slipped him some trips, you know, purple micro dot, orange sunshine or the like.

Anonymous said...

Shit floats to the top of any dept.

Anonymous said...

Anything that wears a white shirt is a sociopath waiting in the wings.

Anonymous said...

So much for psych screens,especially when your chinaman takes care of you.

Anonymous said...

The Democrat version of his weapon comes in Black, is 4" longer, and doesn't work, and costs alot more. Most Chicago judges are replacing the traditional gavel with this one, when making rulings from the bench. Also comes in the obama model. Can be purchased with food stamps.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Qualifications to be Fire Chief:

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Must swallow cock
Must lick cock
Must suck balls
Must lick balls
Must swallow balls
Must swallow spunk juice
Must lick ass
Must suck ass
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Integrity not required
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Verbal/written communication skills not required
Must take it in the ass when the mayor orders
Must fuck good coppers
Must reward fuck up coppers who have clout
Must like to have a group of fluffers in the office sucking your cock
Must have been a fuck up in past jobs
Must have superficial charm
Must be manipulative and conning
Must have grandiose sense of self
Must be pathological liar
Must have lack of remorse, shame and or guilt
Must be callous and have lack of empathy
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Must be a backstabber
Must have goal of enslaving and taking over the world
Must have extreme narcissism and grandiose
Must be egotistical
Must have tyrrantical behavior
Bad Walrus mustache not required but reccomended
Must be able to break the law and lie about it
Must be able implement programs that waste money and reward fuck up coppers with overtime
When caught in a lie(s) must be able to lie themselves out of the lying situation



Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Never had, never will, trust a word from a Tinley Park police officer. Frankly, and I probably should not post a comment, Tinley is the most incompetent of the well-resourced suburban dept. I dealt with.


And, there is a lot of blue wall in Tinley of bullying people that I think is unprofessional.


And your chief is a personal friend, literally a family friend, Reagen, and I think your dept. is weird. Tinley I do not know. I do no trust you. And you deserve my distrust - all of you.

January 6, 2013 7:42 PM

A lot of dept. like that in da burbs.very cuntish and made up of folks who liked high school too much.

Anonymous said...

Tinley Park PD should hire some ex-or retired Chicago Cops to teach them how to catch REAL Criminals. How's that Lane Bryant thingy goin for you all out there?

Anonymous said...

Chicago Ridge has allways had strange individuals in Village Employee and Supervisory positions. Somethin must not be right in the water out there. Just look at em all sometime. They're definately Democrat Hacks, that's for sure.

Anonymous said...

Oh my cock is hard!

Anonymous said...

firemen watch a lot of porn at the firehouse in their lazy boys.
Just ask all the Hojeks.

Anonymous said...

Question: "how do you make pickle bread?"
Answer: "with dill dough."

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
First Pyznarski chokes someone, now this idiot commits a crime. Pyznarskis son went to the army to avoid probable jail time for bearing a girl and dealing drugs.

January 6, 2013 10:33 PM

THEN HIS SON WILL COME OUT OF THE MILITARY AND BECOME A POLICE OFFICER LIKE ALL THE NIGGER AND SPIC OFFICERS IN CHICAGO MILITARY PREFERENCE DOESN'T MATTER THAT THEY WERE GIVEN A CHOICE BETWEEN OF JAIL OR BECOMING A SOLDIER!

Anonymous said...

Court ordered military service hasn't happened in decades. A friend of mine from the Marines and who I served in Iraq with is now CPD and is a "spic". He was a great Marine and I'm sure he's a good cop.

Anonymous said...

chief timmy baldreballs and this weirdo often got together to watch porn and maybe for a mutual JO

Anonymous said...

Sounds like ROLE playing to me. Has there been a relationship here? Is there any prescribed drugs involved? Is the Deputy Chief married? Typical Media ineptness. But they sure made sure to show the he's White.

Anonymous said...

Which one in those two pics is the dildo? They look the same to me.

Mr. SouthSide said...

This is even rougher than "Ville" foreplay.

Anonymous said...

Relax, he ws just a polack

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