Monday, January 7, 2013

Margie McGowan scalds her daughter's best friend with boiling hot noodles - Mayor Rahm Emanuel calls for a HOT NOODLE BAN!

Her cooking usually killed you by eating it...not having it thrown at you!

PHOTO: Margie McGowan a.k.a. Ghetto Noodle Killer

A teenage sleepover ended with the arrest of a woman who hurled a boiling pot of noodles at her daughter's best friend, police said.

Margie McGowan, 45, of the 4600 block of South Langley Avenue, was charged with felony aggravated battery and ordered held on $75,000 bail, according to Cook County state's attorney's spokesman Andy Conklin.
McGowan's 17-year-old daughter and another girl, 16, were in a bedroom of the home when McGowan began acting erratically around 7:30 a.m. Sunday, according to prosecutors.
The 16-year-old later started boiling water to make noodles, police said. She told officers that McGowan followed her to the kitchen and tried to start an argument, according to a police report.
As the girl went to the stove, McGowan threw the hot pot of water and noddles at her, the report said.

McGowan, who police say appeared intoxicated, told police she "isn't going to let any kids threaten her,'' according to the report.

The 16-year-old was taken to University of Chicago Hospitals, where she was treated for second-degree burns to her chest, the report stated.

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

fuckin irish, always intoxicated..

Anonymous said...

Going for the ghetto lobster, with linguine, maybe a bottle of md20-20 to go with that.

Anonymous said...

Almost the first Pastacide ofr the year.

"Carlo! Grab the Cannoli, Leave the Rotini"

Aldo Raine said...

McGowan's 17-year-old daughter and another girl, 16, were in a bedroom of the home when McGowan began acting erratically around 7:30 a.m. Sunday, according to prosecutors.


Sounds like Mama caught her Babygirl dyking-out. She should've thrown that boiling water on the girls' rotten clams to kill the plethora of diseases they caught from having trains pulled on them over the years.

Anonymous said...

Don't fuck with da Moma when she is drinkin!

Confucius Say said...

It no how you make noddles in pot!

Crazy woman! Leave noodle cooking to professional!

Buy hot noodles now! You pay now! Less chance you get burned of you pay now! Get good noodles from noodle cook!

Anonymous said...

How Black is that.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet it was Ramen.

Anonymous said...

U of Chicago Hospital. Guess who got free treatment courtesy of the taxpayers?

Anonymous said...

New dish, tossed dark meat pasta.
Typical, right next to the beaners cat meat taco. What the hell, its a cultural thing!!

Anonymous said...

You guys are killing me....

Mr. SouthSide said...

Ramen Noodles kicks ASS!

Anonymous said...

Now your going to have to register to purchase hot noodles and have a background check.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet you're right.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

Gotta love all the racist white-trash assholes here. This actually sounds like some redneck, trailer trash crime.